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#1 2013-06-22 19:34:15

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My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

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The material showed contains phrases & references that may be not adapted for younger audience.



In September\October 2012 I created a minor GSC hack - that was my first exercise g\s hack, it was a parody of GSC with Jokemons & explicit language full of references, such as many facts of my country, some referencial phrases parody, jokes etc.

The clue were the Jokemons I created - they fit good in that hack, I posted some of them in the Revamp section.

I posted some of them also here:
Here are some:

Zubart
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HitmonJin
Hitmonjin

Snoopbull
Snoopbull

Charmazard
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Meta-I-Pod
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RawTurtle
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Psy-Duck
Psy-Duck

Spyrow
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Butterfry
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Cenaquil
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Grabender
Cenaquil

Peugeot (Pidgeot parody)
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Chekita
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E-Bayleef
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Eeveesaur
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Gollum
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I've got even more jokemon, like MeganiumFox, Ledigaga, Bulmasaur (Dragon Ball Z!), Charider, PCey, Rat-tat-tat (a machine-gun Rattata), Pikabrew, Sandtrash, Oddwosh (Oddish with Oddworld reference!), Paraschute, Arcaknife (it looks like Scream + Arcanine), Avada (abra), Kedavra (Kadabra) & a voldemort-look-like Alakazam, GeoxDude (Geox it's an european shoes Co.), Re-Voltorb (Re-volt, the kart game), Magikart, Homernite, Drugonite, Fuhrett (from Furret & Fuhrer, he's a Furret that looks like Hitler), Crackbull, and some other joke characters
from other games such as Super Mario and the legendary of that unreleased game would have been Stewie Griffin, I have already his pic ready but I cancelled the hack.
There would have been even Crash Bandicoot as very hidden Jokemon & Croc (Legend Of The Gobbos) as one of the starters.
Anyway this doesn't mean I'll stop creating new Jokemon.


Eventually I'll create a cleaner version and release it under the name "Jokemon".

here are the screenshot (keep in mind it was an exercise and a hobby to have a couple of laughs, not a total overhaul).
Those are the less explicit screenshot I took from my hack that will be never released.

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A sequence featuring SnoopBull.

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The Prof's kindest phrase in the introduction.
The other are worst but make you explode cuz of laughs.

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No, the answer isn't for kids.

Also, she stole the PokeGear (In the hack is called I-PHONE) from:
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????
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EPO is a synthetic ormon\drug used for doping...

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Oh, now I know where those pokeball come from...

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My favourite starter.

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Am I sure he's a real Prof?

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Wild Meta-I-Pod appeared!

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Sounds familiar?

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A hack??? Which one?

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Don't get that expression on your face... aren't Rare Candies doping pills?

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#2 2013-06-23 09:53:04

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

Disclaimer added in the title, now's ok.

Anyway, that was the "top of the iceberg", then intro is even more humorous but with explicit language since in the Plot the Prof, called only "the doc.", is always drunk.
Also, you may have noted slang language & jejemon language - that was meant to give an even less serious look to the hack.
I used that hack as a test of how change Pokemon & text - no more than that, it wasn't ever meant to be released.


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#3 2013-06-23 10:32:37

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

@Jwibagi

How's pokemon aurum going?


I'm Not active at romhacking anymore. Just coming here randomly to check out for updates for Crhistmas hack and Dark Future.

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#4 2013-06-23 10:49:45

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

Fortuneman wrote:

@Jwibagi

How's pokemon aurum going?

No, I think Aurum is now another canceled hack. Though, aurum's story was a kind of "Inspiration" for my hack storyline haha!

@80C
Hey, what about that Tek (or whatever it's exactly called) version?

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#5 2013-06-23 11:04:21

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

Well... It is weird hack. Why you want destroy POKEMON DREAM?


http://hax.iimarck.us/topic/3435/ - Pokemon Ruby GEN V GRAPHIC hack Thread
http://hax.iimarck.us/topic/3476/ - Unused Music Midi Thread
http://hax.iimarck.us/topic/3579/ - Some info about region Thonsu

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#6 2013-06-23 11:12:06

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

AtecainCorp. wrote:

Well... It is weird hack. Why you want destroy POKEMON DREAM?

I didn't want destroy anything, that's why this will be kept unreleased.

Andy-B 34 wrote:

@80C
Hey, what about that Tek (or whatever it's exactly called) version?

I cancelled it in the early stage because it was superfluous - the only changes I did were the tileset taken from Jotho & the new player (I still have it).

You feel free to use that ideas for a hack (and actually someone is discussing about an aquatic game too).

I cancelled about 5 hacks, these were Pokemon Orange Ruby, a hack of Pokemon Ruby (my first hack ever), Pokemon Neon (or Pokemon Glimmer) it was cool but got destroyed, Pokemon Tek, Pokemon Coral (cancelled, it was a hack of Pokemon Gold) and the prototype Pokemon Grape (It was different and less glorious because was kinda a test hack).


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#7 2013-06-23 11:15:43

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Thank you Arceus... Too good that this hack was Unreleased. It was so VULGAR for Pokemon World.


http://hax.iimarck.us/topic/3435/ - Pokemon Ruby GEN V GRAPHIC hack Thread
http://hax.iimarck.us/topic/3476/ - Unused Music Midi Thread
http://hax.iimarck.us/topic/3579/ - Some info about region Thonsu

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#8 2013-06-23 11:43:57

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

Aww... don't take it too seriously...

It wasn't meant to insult Pokemon or whatever, but make a couple of laughs seeing Butterfly with butter wings and weird dialogues - the clue were the Jokemons, their revamp was difficult.

The plot was something like this:

Gold, the player, was kidnapped by Giratina, that accidentally sendt him in another dimension.
In this dimension, Jotho is corrupted, people are volgar, and pokemon are different:
everything was a bad joke created by an evil scientist that was bored to see Jotho too serious, so he got mad and created this dimension.

Unfortunately, Gold lost his memory, and he actually thinks that this is his first adventure, but he'll find the truth during the journey.

So Gold is sendt by his mother (that stole an I-PHONE and gave it to Gold) to the prof, known only with the name "Doc.", but you'll discover his name is Frank House, aka Funkhouse, but you'll discover it later (accidentally many guys call him Doc.House, so this is another joke).

He and his friend\pusher Kurt stole 3 Pokemon from the rival team, the Chain Gang, and tried to sell them on Internet but encountered legal problems, so the police was allerted and was sendt to arrest Doc.

So Doc. decides to call another firend that is a prof too but he was in a gang, so they re-buildt the gang, but they discovered they were too old for solve the problem between them and the Chain Gang that now was angry because they stole the 3 starters.
They needed someone younger.

Doc. called Gold to join the gang, so he picks up a starter and go visit Kurt because he has a package that will be used to corrupt the Jotho policemen that will arrive at the lab.

Gold meets Kurt (that is in vacation because he was shot 99 times by gum-bullets fired by a Rat-tat-ta) and receives the package, but he meets the other Prof. (called Ndre) that gives him another task:
beat the Chain Gang leaders (the Gymleaders) and complete the pokedex so he will get enough money to finish his work and leave the region (pokemon are sold as slaves in that dimension).

Gold while returning in the lab discovers a mad member of the Chain Gang robs Doc. and stole 1 starter, he faces him (that has a Pocket knife like in Prism), Gold eventually wins and discovers he's ???, who ran away.

Then Gold arrives with the package at the lab and discover a Policeman is arresting the Doc. but he has paid the policeman (3 Million Dollars) to make he arrest ??? instead of him.
So Gold gives him a nickname and lefts the Lab, searching for the Chain Gang and for the truth of why he doesn't remember his past.

at this point the game is interrupted.


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#9 2013-06-23 12:40:15

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smoke weed first so you high and do some work on this one while being hyper:)

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#10 2013-06-23 15:38:47

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Fortuneman wrote:

@Jwibagi

How's pokemon aurum going?

jwibagi on PokeCommunity wrote:

Notice:
Unfortunately, owing to data loss and no available backups, I am unable to continue this project.

If you were a fan of Pokémon Aurum Version, I'd like to apologize for the disappointment; two years of hard work has gone down the drain due to a combination of bad luck and my lack of computer common sense.

However, I will keep hacking Generation II and will post updates once enough progress has been made


“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

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#11 2013-06-23 20:01:46

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Darn. So it's canceled. :'(


I'm Not active at romhacking anymore. Just coming here randomly to check out for updates for Crhistmas hack and Dark Future.

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#12 2013-06-23 22:05:22

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

I didn't smoked weed cuz sometimes I'm already done by my own, haha!

And, who knows, maybe I'll release a Rehab - totally clean version.
edit:
No, I won't post the video of the intro sequence...

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#13 2013-06-23 22:09:02

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

The idea sorta reminds me of Cokemon.

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#14 2013-06-23 22:17:24

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I know, it was too lousy (and ridicolous), so I scrapped it.

I know even KBM did a hack like this called F**emon, and it was even completed.
When I saw it I thought "No, is really a hack of his??".
That was his first hack, and Brown was initially his sequel, but it was then changed totally.

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#15 2013-06-23 22:35:50

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

80C wrote:

http://imageshack.us/a/img17/2645/si4.png
EPO is a synthetic ormon\drug used for doping...

JVG - Epoo

Okay, what comes to the hack, I personally don't see point in it...
Spoof hacks can sometimes be good, but if you want it to be good, it won't work just by writing new dialogues without thinking everything throughly.
Beside since neither of us can speak perfect english, writing "perfect" (and this case, how it would have to be) dialogue would be almost impossible.

When I was ~15, I liked playing spoof hacks and remember liking two specific hacks - one was for Chrono Trigger and another one for Final Fantasy V.
(Chrono Trigger hack (Spoof #2): http://fantasyanime.com/squaresoft/ctdownloads.htm

And your way of thinking can definitely change in seven years...
That Chrono Trigger hack is simply about being perverted, and nothing more. I think the FFV hack was something else but I don't remember that hack at all and it'd be hard to look it for you for that reason either.

Anyway, KBM did a "mistake" by ever making Fukemon. I don't think he's proud of that hack either, so you don't have to aim replying the same thing.

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#16 2013-06-23 23:03:46

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I know at one point, Pyro and I were working on a joke hack called "Pimpmon". I think we got about as far as giving a few people fur coats, pimp hats, and pimp canes... and replacing a few random lines of dialogue. Then we decided "this is stupid as hell" and went back to making normal hacks, haha. I don't think I still have a copy of that rom around anywhere, so nobody ask me to upload it.

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#17 2013-06-23 23:55:30

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

@Mateo; Miksy91

You're right, you're right, everyone makes stupid hacks at some point, that's why I scrapped it and started hacking normal again, and that time better than ever before, but, pity please, I was mind-exhaltated when I did it... I buildt that in 1 1\2 day, and I'm not proud too...

Please don't judge me so severly - sometimes I came up with crazy ideas & raving discoveries too (without doping researches & application, of course ;) ), some of these are good (like Pokemon Grape), other are... well, weird, and this one is the weirdest.

the only good thing were some of those jokemons that are cool.

At least Psy-Duck & Cenaquil are masterpieces...

@Miksy91
I don't understand finnish - or that language.

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#18 2013-06-24 00:56:15

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

I think you've completely misunderstood my post. I'm not judging you, just like I wasn't accusing you of ripping off Koolboyman earlier.

If anything, I was agreeing with Miksy's comment about how our opinions of things change, and I was saying that we all come up with crazy ideas at some point, since AtecainCorp was acting like this was both a new idea and a terrible one. I was not hating on your hack.

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#19 2013-06-24 07:24:09

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Yeah, I wasn't judging you either.
I was just proving a point that people don't want to play a hack of this kind so it wouldn't really be worth finishing it.

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#20 2013-06-24 15:46:19

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

aaah, ok...
yes, I thought then it was too stupid as hack and only a couple of weird guys (or maybe even not) would have played it.

Anyway I scrapped it when I started begin the Pokemon Grape Project.


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#21 2013-06-27 15:46:34

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Really funny! :)
It's better to make it a nuzlocke version, it'll a lot more fun to play like seeing Butterfry melt and die, haha! But unfortunately, it's not complete. I like the sprites anyway.

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#22 2013-06-27 18:40:53

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I don't like how the language is vulgar, by replace -ing with -in', etc. But I like the Pokémon Battle Graphics.


Hacks Gameboy 8-bit music in Pokémon Gen I & II, composes 8-bit music in FamiTracker

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#23 2013-06-27 22:50:45

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

I decided I'll release a completely new version in(or after) 2014, this time the game won't look anymore like a pokemon game, but like an RPG.

The First part will be the same, but after that you access in many Hubs - 5 Hubs in Total - each Hub gives access to 4 Levels (Just Like in Spyro the Dragon), your objective is collect every Jokemon in the world because the world got too serious & the protagonist must bring back all the Jokemons & spread them worldwide by PC-Cloning.

Each Level will be Pokedex Caught #-Locked, that means, for example, to enter Level 8 you must have at least 10 Pokemon caught & so On.

Each 4 Levels, There's a Boss Stage, where you'll have to face Trainers & Gymleaders (such as in a normal GYM), when you beat the GYMLeader (aka Boss) you could access the next Hub.

Almost forget, if you complete certain tasks you may unlock a secret level in each HUB.

The last Hub - the 6th One, has 4 Levels (instead of 4 + 5th hidden) + the Boss Level that consist in face the elite4 + Champion.

Legendaries are very hidden, but you may catch 'em.

The very last Level is THE LOOT where there is the Parody of Celebi... and you'll need 250 Pokemon to Enter + the League already beaten.

What do you think?

edit:

Each HUB is like a city, this means Pokecenter & Mart + many important places (Name Rater, etc.).

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#24 2013-06-28 00:35:31

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80C wrote:

I decided I'll release a completely new version in(or after) 2014, this time the game won't look anymore like a pokemon game, but like an RPG..

pokemon is an rpg

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#25 2013-06-28 00:38:03

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Re: My Unreleased Hack: Jokemon Teal (NOT FOR KIDS!)

yep, but I meant a different rpg from the pokemon we know.


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